To ask if business travelers play golf is like asking if it rains in Seattle. So we’ll dispense with the preliminaries.

In a unique and ridiculously easy offer, Crowne Plaza Hotels is offering free stuff to Priority Club members who make between two and 35 qualifying stays from Nov. 1 to March 15. Two stays gets a dozen personalized STRATA Tour Ultimate 2 balls. Four stays, a Top-Flite Polymer Insert Putter. Items increase in value with the number of stays, topping out at $2,000 worth of greens fees.

The easy part? All you need to do is be a Priority Club member and register at www.crowneplaza.com/golf (or call 866-953-6287). Once you reach an award level (two, four, eight, 12, 20 or 35 stays), the merchandise is shipped automatically within 6-8 weeks.