We Love Wijomas Whirlwind World Tour

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Should the Americans ban Will from entering the United States?

  1. Absolutely

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  2. Absolutely, and they should also have him assassinated

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  3. Probably, but he's better than the Mexicans.

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  4. No way, he's awesome. We <3 him muchly.

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  1. wijomas
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    Try saying "We Love Wijomas Whirlwind World Tour" five times quickly with a Kiwi accent. :eek:

    If the Americans (and the Canadians) let me in again, which is doubtful at best, I'll be making yet another trip over to North America. Not quite the whole world, unless you're an American, but it'll do.

    Come see me! Please. I'm so ronery.

    Calgary (Mar 2, 3, 4)
    Austin (Mar 6 / 7)
    San Francisco / Kiva DO (Mar 8 - 12)
     
  2. mowogo
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    You are reaching the point you need to marry a US Citizen to get back in :p
     
  3. wijomas
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    They still say "welcome home" every time I enter.... maybe they're planning something for me. USCIS arranged marriage?
     
  4. mowogo
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    I think they are just waiting for Gay Marriage to be recognized, then they are going to pair you with FriendlySkies ;)
     
  5. wijomas
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    Please... no... anything but that!
     
  6. Pizzaman
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    Too much Will already. At least he didn't crash any planes this time. Well, now I'm not sure. Does anyone know if he crashed the SIM at Boeing CEC?
     
  7. wijomas
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    I did. Several times. I just made sure to do it when noone was watching.

    Better still, it was an NZ-livery 787.
     
  8. Pizzaman
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    Still my favorite SMD3 quote, from the SIM instructor, "Wow. You sure don't have a very strong survival instinct."
     
  9. wijomas
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    Sociopaths generally don't
     
  10. mommypoints

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    You started your own thread for your own visit?! What was it the WSJ called you? Ha ha. We are going to try to make it to Austin for sure...mainly to hear you say "We love Wijomas whirlwind world tour."
     
  11. wijomas
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    Actually, I started 3. :)
     
  12. Pizzaman
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    We can get someone from TOBB to close down the other 2 and slap you with a 7-day.
     
  13. wijomas
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    I think anything with the word "mile" or "point" in it gets you life-ban there now, doesn't it?
     
  14. mowogo
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    Just a one year ban on the first occurrance, but few decide to return after that ;)
     
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    are you flying in Y? :D

    BTW, is this a binding vote? :p
     
  16. ParanoiaTX
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    Except he has to say it 5 times quickly without a kiwi accent...
     
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    Wonder if you topped storyteller's bounce-bounce-nosedive crash "landing"?
     
  18. mowogo
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    Guess you will have to help him with that by keeping him in TX so he can be assimilated ;)
     
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    can't wait for drewbles to weigh in on this.
     
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    Your poll options definitely preclude a kiwi-avacado marriage. That rules out 53% of Texas right there.
     
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    the little bastard has an APEC card. there's nothing we can do about it.

    :D

    -David
     
  22. mowogo
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    Just have to stop the Canadians from giving him a visa long enough for him to get a Nexus, then he will never be stopped ;)
     
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    What the hell is a kiwi-avacado marriage? Lol
     
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    That's when we get you a senorita from south of the border...

    Do you like tacos?
     
  25. wijomas
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    I honestly never thought about avocados being from Me-hi-co. When I think about it (and wikipedia it), it does make sense :p
     

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