There is a really funny article in Vanity Fair about a Parisian restaurant, L’Ami Louis. The sentence in the thread title, taken from the article, had me asking myself, "Why can't you ever come up with anything that funny?". With that said.... What are some of the most amusing, indescribable or mind-blowing acts of service you have witnessed while dining out? You pick - good, bad and anywhere in between. PS - I never knew this about snails - The rule with snails is: Don’t eat one you couldn’t get up your nose.