TSA frisks man with largest recorded penis

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  1. Quasiconvexity
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    In related news, his flight was delayed due to the length of the search.
     
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    Ha, Ha! Good one!:D
     
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    So the TSA is a lover with a slow hand?
     
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    Yep, that's the TSA for U!:D
     
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    Am I the only one who is curious to see a picture of it? :D
     
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    Here ya' go....

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    I got a laugh out of this:

    "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," Falcon said. "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

    For the sake of fellow passengers I do hope he changes prior to boarding.
     
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    ...in the gate area. ;)
     
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    Jonah Maximus I
     
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    Wow, I wonder if that lad gets light headed when he gets excited. Ya never know what you might read here on MP.
     
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    This wouldn't have been an issue if this happened in another airport... but alas, it happened in SFO and I'm sure the TSA agent was just "curious"?
     
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    As in a Folsom Street Fair kind of curious?
     
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    Speachless....for once.....
     
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    Most of that stuff won't get through security.
     
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    Are you saying TSA agents in SFO are gay and curious while those elsewhere are straight and not curious? My guess would be that both assertions would be wrong.

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    The bigger question is why are off-duty TSA employees frisking people.



    It was my understanding that SFO has opted out of using the TSA and has contracted with a private company.
     
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    I used to play hockey at Yerba Buena in SF on Sunday nights. Normally the 8PM time slot was the desired one EXCEPT that particular weekend. In order to get to the rink you'd need to follow a convoluted path and what could still be seen at 7PM was, well, not my cup of tea. Often it wasn't the stuff they were wearing, it was that they weren't wearing anything.
     
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    Just goes to show you, how diversified and varied the interests are here on MP.
     
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