TPG’s Guide to Airport Lounge Etiquette

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  1. sobore
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    Good posting from The Points Guy: http://thepointsguy.com/
    I may have to keep a copy with me to show some of my fellow lounge guests. :)
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    Airport lounges can be a jungle. You’ve got an interesting cross section of people, whether it’s business travelers closing deals or fanny-pack toting leisure travelers calling every single person in their cell phones before their big voyage.
    In my travels, I’ve seen a lot. In fact, I’m writing this post from the Miami SkyClub (which is one of the nicest in the system). At present there are so many irritating people that I thought I’d write a quick manifesto to help guide anyone who may not be aware of appropriate lounge etiquette. Feel free to add your suggestions or disagree with any of my proclamations.

    1) Use a lounge voice. A lounge voice is in between the “6 inch voices” my elementary school teachers used to encourage us to use and a normal speaking voice. I know many people are skeptical that modern day cell phones will fully pick up on your voice, but trust me – they will!
    There’s no need to whisper, but a lowered tone when talking on the phone is much appreciated. I don’t need to hear the dirty details of your Vegas weekend or how awesome you are at closing deals. Frankly, everything you say makes me dislike you more and more.

    When speaking with others in the lounge, remember that this isn’t your local pub. While the beer may flow like it is, try to keep your voice in check. I know you may want to impress others around you that you actually have friends, but once again – your conversations bother me, so keep it down.

    2) Coffee tables are not ottomans. Trust me – I want to kick my feet up after a long day on the road just as much as the next weary traveler, but I restrain myself because I wasn’t raised in a barn. While lounge furniture can be dingy at best, it still doesn’t make it okay to put your nasty shoes on it. If you really feel the need to prop your feet up, use your own luggage and try to be a little discreet about it.

    3) The bar isn’t going anywhere. I often see people double-fisting drinks as if it was last call at a dive bar. I may or may not have done this once or twice in my life, however, drinking yourself into oblivion generally doesn’t work out for anyone. Lounges these days are really crowded and I’ve been knocked into more than once by an intoxicated passenger who is unaware of their surroundings. Plus, there’s nothing worse than sitting next to someone on the plane who smells like the swampy floor of a frat house after an all-night rager. I’m a bit of an advocate of loosening up with a couple drinks while flying (just remember to hydrate as well), but don’t go overboard.

    4) Don’t hog the power outlets. One of my biggest pet peeves is the lack of outlets in lounges. If you are sitting near a coveted power outlet, share it with others who will inevitably need it. I’ve been in desperate need of juice and recently sat next to someone with their phone, laptop and camera charging. I asked nicely and they gave up a precious outlet after a little huffing and puffing, but try to be a little courteous. Karma is a good thing to build up while traveling!

    5) Clean up after yourself. Most lounges are scarcely staffed, so try not to make your area look like an atomic bomb exploded. I know it’s annoying that there aren’t even trash cans in many lounges, but simply keeping your area remotely clean will go a long way. No one wants to watch your banana peel slowly decompose – wrapping it up in a bar napkin is much nicer than leaving it strewn about.

    6) Park your luggage appropriately. Lounges are generally jam-packed, so make sure your rollerboard and carry-on are parked conveniently. Don’t put them in front of an empty chair or in the main thoroughfare. Try to prop them up against a wall or flush against your chair.

    7) Shut your computer up. It amazes me, but I’ve been next to many people who Skype or play movies loudly. For everyone’s sanity, use headphones.
     
  2. jmrich1432
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    I HATE it when I see this! How hard is it to put your empty cup away?? Even worse, used napkins. Seriously, ewww! :eek:
     
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    Same here. Especially toward the end of the day, all too often we have to remove something like that before we sit down. Yes, in an ideal world employees would be around to whisk everything away immediately, but that's not a realistic expectation in the larger domestic RCCs we visit.
     
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    I was sitting quielty in the Brisbane Qantas Club when a girl came up to me and asked if she could sit with me. She had no bag, just her phone in her hand. My reply was 'if you're planning to talk on your phone no, if you're planning to sit quietly yes'. The look on her face before she hurried away was priceless.
     
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    Add to #7 re using headphones, if everyone can hear the music through the headphones they don't count.

    And besides, how do people not go deaf with deafening music playing in their ears?
     
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