This morning I dreamed I was a TSA agent

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  1. samonyc
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    samonyc Silver Member

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    And at a regional airport, so you can imagine how very seriously I was taking my job. Have those photo IDs and boarding passes out, people!

    By the way, anybody know a good New York-area therapist, or nutritionist? I seem to have some issues…
     
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    Sounds like you need an exorcist :p
     
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    What a "funny" nightmare. I bet if you have a family they were standing next to your bed with IDs and boarding passes ready for you to check first thing in am ;)
     
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    Did your eyes linger over all the nude-o-scope pics? :p
     
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    So ypu woke up feeling suicidal?
     
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    Excuse me sir I'm going to have to search your bags. I see that you did not declare this big bag of white power! Into the car we have a nice facility we would like to interrogate you at.

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    And you patted down the family at the front door.
     
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    Find the link if this could help you for therapist and nutritionist
     
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    i sometimes get annoyed when the tsa agents at sfo keep shouting:"take off your shoes"...and it's not like a friendly shout, but more like a military drill - so keep my shoes on :)
     
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    It's not just at SFO that happens, I usually plug my ears when I approach that person. Sometimes they get the message, sometimes they don't.
     

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