The messed up lyrics thread

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  1. Indiana Delta Diamond
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    I am shocked that she could hold the tune together as badly as she messed up the words.
     
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    hill day the alone day on after
    grin is man the with foolish the keeping is still perfectly
     
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    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

    Is this how the game is played?
     
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    Abrupt start to a thread, but I didn't even notice the lyrical mistake (Canadian, eh) but I wish anthem singers would stop re-writing the tune.

    On your title topic:

    "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" - Bon Jovi, Livin' on a Prayer
     
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    Oh say can you light by the dawns early sea ... see?
     
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    world the is nigger of the woman
    she yes about is think it
     
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    Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another runner in the night.
     
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    Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud - Rolling Stones
     
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    Lucy in Disguise with Diamonds
     
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    this isn't a song but the Lord's Prayer:

    when I was young, I thought "Lead us not into temptation" was "Lead a snot into temptation"... seriously... :rolleyes:
     
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    You mean those aren't the real lyrics? For all these years I've misunderstood that song?

    I guess I'm not the only one...
    Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night
     
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    "Oooh, chickens take care of themselves....." ~ Billy Joel
     
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    She don't like her eggs all runny
    She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
    She looks down her nose at money
    She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
    She's my baby I'm her honey
    I'm never gonna let her go
    He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
    I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
    He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
    Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
    He's my baby
    And I'm his honey
    Never gonna let him go
    In spite of ourselves
    We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
    Against all odds
    Honey, we're the big door prize
    We're gonna spite our noses
    Right off of our faces
    There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
    Dancin' in our eyes.
    She thinks all my jokes are corny
    Convict movies make her horny
    She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
    Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
    She takes a lickin'
    And keeps on tickin'
    I'm never gonna let her go.
    He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
    He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
    Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
    Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
    He's my baby I don't mean maybe
    Never gonna let him go
    In spite of ourselves
    We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
    Against all odds
    Honey, we're the big door prize
    We're gonna spite our noses
    Right off of our faces
    There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
    Dancin' in our eyes.
    There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
    Dancin' in our eyes.
     
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    ....revved up like a deuce. :D

    [​IMG]
     
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    There were planes in the sky
    But I never saw them flying
    No I never saw them at all
    Till there was you
     
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    There's a bathroom on the right - CCR
     

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