The cartels worst crime: wasting millions of customer hours as greed triumphs over all

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  1. ahappyelite

    ahappyelite Silver Member

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    Hurry up passengers. Gates are closing. Wait it's 40 minutes before supposed push back. We want an on time departure is the reply. Run! Wait is that huge line my flight? Oh right the cartel has created the line by bag fees and trying to monetize people's spot on it. 45 minutes later everyone is buckled in on a packed, hot, airless closer than you want to be to others plane from front to back. Ladies and gentlemen we are number 32 to take offf so that will be 490 hours of your lives in gate and ground delays (2 hrs pp x 245 souls on board ) We could schedule the flight an hour later, and we'd be #2 for take off, but as you are aware our needs and greeds are paramount. Happened thousands of times this summer alone. Now sit back and enjoy the 11 hour ordeal to get you to a place you'd have gotten to comfortably in a little over 8 three decades ago.
     
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    LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS ELITE FLYER REVOLUTION! DOWN WITH THE OPPRESSOR CAPITALIST CARTELS!
     
  3. ahappyelite

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    Competition score card:
    Highly Competitive:
    Low fares, good service CHOICE
    No cartel
    Europe
    Asia
    Africa, South
    USA
    Toxic Cartel
    NO CHOICE, high fares, terrible product
     
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    SOON ENOUGH THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES, THE OPPERSSOR USA TOXIC PIG DOG CARTELS!11!! AND THEN THERE SHALL BE LOW FARES AND EXCELLENT SERVICE AS WE SEE ON RYANAIR, AIR ASIA AND SINGAPORE AIRLINES!
     
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    If the new Ryanair came to the US each of the carteliers would be in Chapter 11 a week later.
     
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    INDEED, AS NO AIRLINE HAS WITHSTOOD THE GLORIOUS WONDER OF EXCELLENT CUSTOMER SERVICE AND LOW FARES WITHOUT THE NIGGLING FEES OF THE RABID CARTELIERS THAT RYANAIR OFFERS! PEOPLE SING THE PRAISES OF THEIR QUALITY PRODUCT, THE ONBOARD CAVIAR AND KRUG, FREE LUGGAGE, AND EXCELLENT BUSINESS AND FIRST CLASS!1111! SMASH THE CARTELIERS WITH THE HAMMER OF RYANAIR AND WE SHALL ALL ENJOY UNLIMITED UPGRADES!
     

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