Teh Penalty Box (MP Version 3.0 Post Merger)

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  1. rggale
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    ETA: same problems with this thread.
    Shenanigans continue in the oald thread.
    Due to moar server errors, Teh Penalty Box may be continued here...unless teh box of oald starts working again.

    Repeating teh rules:
    1. Ye shall read the box from teh beginning.
    2. Ye shall drink only only beverages that are brewed, distilled, or otherwise obtained through a process of viticulture and oenology.
    3. Ye shall have a flightmemory and/or openflight.
    4. Ye shall post a link to said tome in your signature.
    5. Poo.
    6. Ye shall always take teh bump.
    7. Ye shall always take the upgrade.
    8. Ye shall not deploy DYKWIA.
    9. Ye shall not flaunt your status.
    10. Ye shall expend all good effort to acquire new dots and lines.
    11. Ye shall expend all good effort to acquire new airports.
    12. Ye shall expend all good effort to acquire new aircraft types.
    13. Ye shall expend all good effort to maximize the number of segments on any given trip.
    14. Thou shall remember BBQ Thursday, and keep it saucy.
    15. Rule 14 shall not impede you from eating BBQ on any other days.
    16. Ye shall expend all good effort to expand BBQ Thursday as far and wide as possible.
    17. Tuesday shall be the day of the taco.
    18. POTD need not be awarded everyday.
    19. Ye shall not self-declare POTD.
    20. Ye shall not like one's own posts.
    21. Ye shall not like the Yankees, Lakers, Cowboys, Buckeyes, or Flyers.
    22. Ye shall ignore these rules on an as needed basis.
    23. Ye shall be the butt of a joke at any given time.
    24. All posts containing facts shall be declared to be rumor.
    25. No one is in charge of the box.
    25a. No one shall claim to speak for the Box, to represent the Box or to plan events on the Box's behalf. Boxians are welcome to plan events; the Box does not.
     
  2. ssullivan
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    Shouldn't 11 be "airlines" not "airports?" "Airports" is covered in the "dots" in rule 10.
     
  3. COFlyerCLE
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    I hope they can fix MP. Lord knows I don't want to get any actual work done today. ;)
     
  4. HeathrowGuy
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    A new Box!? OMG! I feel so lost in life, like a sUA agent on SHARES.
     
  5. HeathrowGuy
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    My bad, SHARES created a dupe post.

    GG BLAME THE MERGER
     
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  6. icurhere2
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    Have to love how every post other than the first is "#2".
     
  7. Trustguy
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    Given rule #5, it is fitting our posts are all #2.
     
  8. Stephen
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    I gotta go do #2 teach, can I go, can I go?!
     
  9. Seacarl
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    Did the old box exceed a power of 2?
     
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  10. Seacarl
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    Milepoint hasn't been so reliable. Have the programmers been called in to support SHARES?
     
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