So I came to terms with the automatic 15% added to any bill for F&B at the Hilton MidTown Manhattan. I chuckled at the $3.50 per bag "storage fee" (translates to union Christmas party fund IMO) at the same property, but I just came across another that I think is even further out there. I was billed a $5.00 "Package Handling Fee" by the Hilton Miami Downtown. So on top of tipping the bellman $5.00 to deliver an envelope to my room, it cost me $10.00 to have something delivered from the front door of the hotel to my room. Where will it stop? What other absurd fees have you come across?