I've finally licked the "where are you flying?" question without actually answering it... DFW Checkpoint A35 today... ID Checker: Where are you going today, Sir? Me: [Expletive] if I can remember. I just do what The Man™ tells me to. If The Man™ tells me to go to Los Angeles, I go to Los Angeles, if The Man™ tells me to mop the floor, I mop the floor, if the The Man™ tells me to kick someone's arse, I... [interrupted] ID Checker: I hear you bro. Have a good one.