Sitting in the YVR domestic MLL now, quaffing coffee, and waiting for a short hop over the Salish Sea to YCD, which is something like 12 minutes airborne. View out the window from 1F will be nice (it almost always is, unless we're flying in the teeth of a storm), but the flight is so shorter that the safety announcements (and subsequent explanation of what's what and where's where in the cabin) end about 20 seconds before the chime rings and we get the approaching-Vancouver safety announcements. So, wondering out loud: is that the shortest segment in the AC network? For that matter, is that the shortest segment in the *A network? I need more coffee, clearly.