I was in, I think, in Indonesia and there was a communication problem. I ordered coffee and "artificial sugar", that didn't work so I tried "make believe sugar"(no calorie was a no go). I tried "equal" and was met was a happy nod. I was then delivered a coffe and a bottle of water. Being a bit puzzled I looked at the water which was called Equil! Years ago on my first trip to Spain I learned that a tortilla isn't what I expected What are your surprises?