Safety of the United Fleet Under Watchful Eye of the d.r.S.L. is Beyond All Doubt

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  1. HeathrowGuy
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    Opponents of the establishment of The World's Leading Airline are continuing their campaign to denigrate the name of the New United. Like any good and loyal United flyer, I have NO doubts whatsoever that the New United runs a safe operation under the watchful eye of the dear respected Supreme Leader Jeff Smisek.

    It is unfortunate that some are bent on subverting his vision, but the d.r.S.L. shall deal with them in due time.

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/08/3-emergency-landings-put-focus-uniteds-fleet/
     
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    This is media terrorism at its finest.
     
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    In fact I don't even believe these are real United incidents, as He would never allow such a thing. Perhaps the "bankrupt opponent" or the "Best In Class" opponent have painted aircraft in phony UA livery and then faked emergencies.
     
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    I would put nothing past Delta Air Lines, the Wing of Satan.
     

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