Protecting the Family Jewels in Royal Fashion

Discussion in 'Europe' started by NileGuide, Feb 4, 2011.  |  Print Topic

  1. With the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton tacky souvenirs are to be expected. Pop into any tat shop around Piccadilly Circus and you’ll find the normal cheesy china pill boxes, tiresome tea towels and naff t-shirts. But we now have uncovered the crème de la crème of all keepsakes: regal condoms.
    Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction have created a novelty prophylactic “not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs” with the happy couple smiling (or cringing in utter embarrassment) on the front of the box.
    The “Lie back and think of England” website actually boasts: “Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.”
    For a fiver a three pack could be yours.
    image courtesy of Crown Jewels Condoms

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