Own your own X-Ray and Backscatter machines

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  1. Gargoyle
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    Do you want to create a TSA like secure environment for your own home? Do you feel sad each time you pass through airport security that you can't have the fun of screening people and barking at them? Now you have your chance: The U.S. Government is auctioning off a SECURITY X-RAY MACHINE, LINESCAN 215/III SECURITY X-RAY MACHINE. (7072FJ-1342-0025) MAY REQUIRE REPAIRS. 7072FJ13420025
    THE CONDITION OF THE PROPERTY IS NOT WARRANTED. Current bid $10.00
    Sale-Lot Number: 71QSCI12709017

    They also have: TWO RAPISCAN BACKSCATTER SCREENING SYSTEM. Current bid $150.00 each. Sale-Lot Number: 71QSCI12709016

    Go to the GSA auction site and enter the lot number to find these items.
     
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  2. bobsgt
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    With apologies to Adventures in Babysitting:

    "Nobody gets outta here without scanning their pubes."
     
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  3. HaveMilesWillTravel
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    I could set it up at my front door and offer complimentary pat downs to visitors. Hmmm.
     
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    A series of questions:
    First...how do you ensure that burglars a) remove their shoes when entering your home and b) actually walk through the machine? ;)
    Second...does it come with a GED test with answers already filled in to mimick the proper TSA education level? :rolleyes:
    Third....does the machine kit come with those disposable gloves for "followup" screens? :eek:
    Fourth and finally...does it come with a lined out copy of the Bill of (Partial) Rights?
     
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  5. TAHKUCT
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    If they will opt-out, they will need to get a pat down ;)
    TSA agents wear gloves? :confused: I thought they have blue hands because they have to work with all those anti-explosive chemicals. :confused:

    PS: Have you ever seen them to remove those blue gloves? I always have to ask them to put new gloves on before my complimentary massage or whenever they want to look around my luggage items.
     
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  6. Efilon87

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    Ahahahaha!! Blue hands, too good.
     
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  7. USAF_Pride
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    I expect the items will be purchased and sent overseas!!
     
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