Overheard in a bar......

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  1. Jim
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    Overheard in a bar (without much difficulty) "That was the third time we were almost thrown out of here for being too loud." Hmmmm and she didn't figure it out the FIRST TIME?
     
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    Huh? I couldn't hear you!
     
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    She must have been cute to be given so many chances LOL
     
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    I didn't get past the loud part.
     
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    ha
     
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    It happens. I leave then.
     
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    Reminds me of a secretary I uesd to work with. She came out of her bosses office after her review, sat at her desk and quite loudly for all to hear said ' What the hell do they mean I'm lacking in several areas and can not be promoted, I work my a$$ here, put up with all the crap and then they give me sh!t" I wonder why she never got promoted?[​IMG]
     
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    I overheard in a bar that American Airlines and US Airways will merge. [​IMG]
     
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    Overheard: "What would you like to drink?"
     
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    "He was as camp as a row of tents!"
     
  11. thegrailer
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    How about "We don't serve their kind here"

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    "I can't wait until he gets out of prison...I'm so h****y!" Seriously, she was talking on her cell phone.
     
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    Please tell me that is from a movie?

     

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