i was on a flight from sfo to fra on united (business). you know how they give you those fancy menus with detailed descriptions about the great food and wines that they serve on board. well, i wanted to try a merlot that seemed tasty, so i asked for it. the flight attendant said that they didn't have that one; so i asked why. she said that they rarely have the wines that are on the menu. so i asked why. she leans over and says: "you live in a dream world, sir" - wth?!