As a gold member of MP I am embarrassed to be writing this post. My cousin is an adult and has gotten himself in this mess. I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions....... My cousin met a woman on the interweb and flew from Australia to the USA. He was having so much fun that he decided to miss his flight home and overstay his ESTA. Cousin and woman broke up. He is now posting on facebook that he needs to get home. He didn't bother to take much spending money. He was surprised that the airline won't fly him home two months after they were meant to. Um, sometimes I think there needs to be an IQ test to travel. I know that if I miss a flight I will have to pay for a new one. But he thought he could just rock up two months late and be allowed on board...... His next grand plan was to go to LAX and ask to be deported. 'No' was the answer. Someone told him he has to go to an office in downtown LA and they can deport him. It is tempting to buy him a plane ticket but that won't teach him anything. I forgot to mention my cousin is about 40 years old so he is old enough to know better. His parents aren't in a position to spend that kind of money. Does anyone have any suggestions for my cousin? Feel free to call him an idiot. I'm not doing that on fb but I am here. Please don't call me names, I'm just trying to be a helpful cousin.