Justin Bieber shirtless through airport security

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  1. anabolism
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    According to CBS News, "Justin Bieber struts half-naked through airport security" (video link).

    The (London) Daily Mail also reported (with still pictures) on his shirtless spree (link).

    The L.A. Times reports: "Seems like Justin Bieber will do just about anything to show off his sculpted abs -- even walk shirtless through a Polish airport for no apparent reason" and includes a poll question "Would you go through Polish airport security while topless?" -- with responses 3-1 saying "No." (link).

    A few points:
    • I had no idea Justin is in such good shape (but then I don't usually pay any attention to celebs of any sort).
    • Why does he have to pass through security if he flies in a private plane?
    • Why bother putting your shirt on for the ride in your private plane if you enjoyed having it off during the ride to the airport and through airport security?
    • Just how much or little skin is covered in the phrase "half-naked?" In common use it seems to apply to wearing pants but no shirt, underwear but no pants nor shirt, and presumably a shirt but no pants nor underwear (any examples?). You never see anyone described as "3/4 naked" or even "1/3 naked."
    People sure seem to get bent out of shape at Justin's shirtlessness. While I had been completely unaware of this propensity until now, so perhaps I'd feel differently if I was tired of hearing about it, it seems to fall into the category of "So what?"

    As an aside, if I had the nerve I'd sleep shirtless on long-haul international flights. They always keep the cabins way too hot. But of course I don't because I'm not a young celebrity in terrific shape and don't violate social norms more than a little.

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    Justin who? :oops: The Bieb, of course....'nough said. :D
     
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    19 year old skinny boy. Deer in the headlights look.
     
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    why does he even wear pants for crying out loud
     
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    Cry me a river. :eek:
     
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    The L.A. Times report linked above points out that Justin is sculpted, not skinny, and makes fun of the Polish security agent for equating the two.
     
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    Maybe he doesn't work his legs as much as his abs?
     
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    The male version of Lindsay Lohan. Maybe they'll let the pair share a cell.

    Mike
     
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    What's wrong with his pants?
     
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    Was his monkey half naked, too?
     
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    Didn't Lindsay (and a few others) go around pantiless and showing off their crotches? Or was that some other messed-up celebutant?
     
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    Everybody's got something to hide except for Justin and his monkey.
     
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    Britney Spears definitely did it. Don't know about Lindsay.

    Mike
     
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    Everything, apparently. What a dork.
     
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    Well, his abs are better than mine!
     

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