Just came off a TATL LH F flight and am about to continue on my first ever UA PS flight (hard to believe as an SFO 1K, I know). So now I am in the UNitdd Club jn T7, First section. First time as well, and it feels like I am in bizarro world. Or at least in a time warp that took me back 10 years or so. Dated furniture, food that looks somewhere between disgusting and dangerous, Wifi doesn't work, windows facing a wall... And then this amazing United/Chase credit card offer for 17500 bonus miles! I think I'll sign up my entire family! Oh, to complete the time warp theory, I am completely alone in here! Someone take me back to the LH First Class lounge - I want another Schnitzel!