Important Server Load Experiment

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  1. MikeMpls
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    We need to demonstrate the robustness of MP's servers for them. Please follow these steps carefully:

    1. Like this post. We need to prove that a posting can handle > 65,535 likes. Remember what happened in that other place when there were > 65,535 responses in a thread? This will help ensure that there are no 16-bit counters lurking around. Like this post. This is very important.

    2. Respond to this post to keep it near the top of the 1st page. This is also important. If the bozos can't find this thread, they can't like it.

    If you don't do this, bad things will happen and you will not win the Nigerian lottery.
     
  2. ACMM
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    I already won the Nigerian Lottery - now what! :)
     
  3. milchap
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    6/49 Lottery
     
  4. Share the wealth with your friends on milepoint-in Presidential Coins, of course![​IMG]
     
  5. ACMM
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    I got short-changed - only managed the 6/48! [​IMG]
     
  6. JALPak
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    Shouldn't you guys test this on me to save you some time? Trying to gather 65,535 on my account here for testing
     
  7. Gargoyle
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    It will take a lot more than that for Bozo to like this thread. It will take an entire generational advance in computing technology to reach him.
     
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    If you are volunteering as a subject I have a doctor to introduce you to! ;)
     
  9. MikeMpls
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    Comment #1 on that page says it all:

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  10. Exiled in Express
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    I applaud your creativity, like it even. Let me help you build that load, like this post too. It is for a good cause. [​IMG]
     
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    I still think that after a certain # of likes, it should turn to LOOOOOOOVE :)
     
  12. MikeMpls
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    Sorry, you will have to start your own worthless thread. [​IMG]
     
  13. Tiki
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    A test of the servers is no good unless it holds up across multiple time zones. I am happy to represent BNE solely for testing purposes so please like this post too!
     
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    I already won the Nigerian lottery. Bad incentive,
     
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    Smething just seems so wrong about this thread.....but I like it.
     
  16. charlilo
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    Suddenly I have a painful doubt: what is happening here? Am I a Bozo? Shouls I go back to... to... to... well, where I was already a bozo?
     
  17. Chimpy
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    No pretense here
     
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    Is Bozo the new 'Like' of the day? [​IMG]
     
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    Like and Love. Both start with the letter 'L' and both are four letter word. Love the like and like will fall into Love. [​IMG]
     
  20. diver90
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    I've already done that..... several times.
     
  21. Freddie Listo
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    Yeah, but did you get a kidney out of the deal or did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a note and a phone nearby?
     
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    It must be near the top of the page, we seem to be finding it OK. [​IMG]
     
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    I am so worn out I can hardly think anymore
     
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    Something new or are you just 'fessing up that you've been with the rest of us all along?
     
  25. Gargoyle
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    At least now you have an excuse. What was your excuse for not being able to think a week ago?
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