About 12 hours ago, I went over 1000 status points. When MP first started, this would have given me Gold Status but while that ended, the benefit of seeing it ad-free remained. That is, it remained for everyone except me. I am still seeing the ads. I am considering taking drastic action. With the background music of "Pizzaman, Cholula, and Gargoyle" (oops, I mean "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly") playing, I may ride into the dusty Western town of Colorado Springs, and call out Randy to meet me at high noon at the OK Corral. I can picture it now: We will be facing each other, hands hovering near our holsters, while men tremble in fear of losing Milepoint and women scream in fear of losing me. The town drunk will stumble out of the saloon demanding to know who has a financial interest in the shoot out. The marshal will also come out of that saloon, burping his way towards us, "Earp! Earp!" Even a slight wound will be dangerous as the sign on the Doc's office reads "Holiday". Need this tragedy take place? Or, at the last minute, will Sheriff Mikel find my ad-free status and present it to me, thus avoiding bloodshed? Don't miss the next episode of this exciting Western classic!