You know what your buddy would love? If for your 29th birthday as you were on a US Airways flight from PHL to DFW, he called to report that you were trying to smuggle a dangerous substance onboard. Oh yeah, he would love that. And he'd love it even more if the airline subsequently turned the plane around and heavily armed guards jumped in the plane and pulled you out in handcuffs. Hilarious, I tell you. http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news...adelphia-Due-to-Security-Issue-168753036.html Seriously... some people don't have two brain cells to rub together.