About 15 hours before the HeathrowGuy MD-80 ExtrAAvanganza on American Airlines, Inc. (Debtor-in-Possession) gets underway. Award seats didn't open on a useful DFW-DCA nonstop, so it's F JAX-DFW-STL-DCA. Breakfast served JAX-DFW (with a seemingly empty F cabin, only 3 seats taken so far), beverages DFW-STL (this means bubbly for me), and lunch STL-DCA (also with bubbly). Six members of MP have PM'd me to remind me that there is no sex in the Champagne Room or while flying American Airlines, Inc. (Debtor-in-Possession), and I appreciate your vigilance. The T-tailed chariots await!