Funniest Comment Ever on CNN

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  1. Jimgotkp
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    09/09/2011 05:07 PM


    AIRLINE FARES ARE GOING UP (sung to London Bridges Falling Down)

    Airline fares are going up,
    Going up, going up,
    Airline fares are going up,
    I hate flying

    Jets are using up too much fuel,
    Too much fuel, too much fuel
    Jets are using up too much fuel,
    I hate flying.

    Little snacks on board have gone away,
    Gone away, gone away
    Little snacks on board have gone away,
    I hate flying.

    No more blankets to keep warm,
    To keep warm, to keep warm
    No more blankets to keep warm,
    I hate flying.

    Then the pillows went away
    Went away, went away
    Then the pillows went away
    I hate flying.

    Then they levy fees on bags,
    Fees on bags, fees on bags
    Then they levy fees on bags,
    I hate flying.

    And in the process they lose our bags,
    Lose our bags, lose our bags,
    And in the process they lose our bags,
    I hate flying.

    And let’s not forget about TSA,
    TSA, TSA
    And let’s not forget about TSA,
    I hate flying.

    Standing in line for body screens,
    Body screens, body screens
    Standing in line for body screens,
    I hate flying.

    Padded down and they touched my junk
    Touched my junk, touched my junk
    Padded down and they touched my junk
    I hate flying.

    Rifled through my carry-on’s,
    Carry-on’s, carry-on’s
    Rifled through my carry-on’s,
    I hate flying.

    Now finally at the gate,
    At the gate, at the gate
    Now finally at the gate,
    I hate flying.

    But now the plane is oversold,
    Oversold, oversold
    But now the plane is oversold,
    I hate flying

    So now I wait in a crummy lounge,
    crummy lounge, crummy lounge
    So now I wait in a crummy lounge,
    I hate flying
     
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    If that passenger is waiting in a lounge, then they must not hate it that much ;)
     

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