Foster Farms Chicken Commercials Bother Me

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  1. Bay Pisco Shark
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    Why would a chicken want to be high quality enough (and go to great lengths to fake it) to face imminent death so he can be packaged with a FF label for your table?
     
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    FF = frequent flyer???
     
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    My chickens are of much too high a quality to be packaged and labeled.

    Unless they start misbehaving, that is... :p
     
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    Your chickens are spoiled pets, which is a good thing, and you are charmed when they misbehave. They will die of old age and be buried with honor in your backyard, beneath a masterpiece tombstone carved from stone with love.
     
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    This is cruel to those of us who have fallen in love with your chickens thanks to the soulful pictures you've been posting for months.
     
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    My favourite :)

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