Got a copy of Business Traveler on board a BA flight a few days ago and they had a tongue-in-cheek letter about "proles" in First Class. Hysterical - as were the responses. Here it is. What a guy! BlackTower - 01/04/2011 20:51 GMT I feel moved to raise the specter of ordinary people populating First Class cabins. You know who you are! Please stop reducing the experience for those of us who are wealthy and get back to business class where you belong! Take your rumpled off the peg suits and untidy lives and get out of our way! Your delight at being upgraded and tendency to drink too much distracts from cabin crew attending to the genuine needs of the international super rich and our many homes, cars, mistresses and businesses. The rules are suntan,smart watch, disinterest and cashmere. Do not eat or use the amenity kit and do not talk to fellow passengers unless you met them in Klosters/St Barts. If you can't follow those simple rules then you will never fit in even if you get monied up. Begone with you! As for cabin crew seated in First you are welcome to an upgrade if you die in flight and have suitable cashmere. As a courtesy I am willing to extend that offer to passengers in other classes.