Cards Against Humanity--MP edition.

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  1. colpuck
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    Well it's time for some cards against humanity.
    If your under 18 go do something else.

    If you don't know what cards against humanity is...well

    http://bit.ly/JdGJAa

    We're going to do things a little differently in that there will only be one round. All you have to do is fill in the blank with one of the choices provided.
     
  2. colpuck
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    Scenario 1

    [Blank]: Kid tested, mother approved

    a) picking up girls at the abortion clinic
    b) the violation of our most basic human rights
    c) you must construct additional pylons
    d) consensual sex
    e) an erection lasting more than 4 hours
    f) being fabulous
    g) a zesty breakfast burrito
    h) that thing that electrocutes your abs
    i) my genitals
    j) passing a kidney stone

    Which one is hilarious.
     
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  3. colpuck
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    During sex, I like to think about [blank]

    a) Sean Penn
    b) Nickelback
    c) Fancy feast
    d) hot cheese
    e) Keanu Reeves
    f) Skeletor
    g) Self-loathing
    h) being rich
    i) Kanye West
    j) Children on leashes.
     
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    Having passed two kidney stones this week, I am not finding (j) very humorous this morning!
     
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    Did you simultaneously think about hot cheese? :eek:
     
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    What gets better with age?

    a) Old-people smell
    b) A Bop-it
    c) My sex life
    d) A Micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties
    e) Michael Jackson
    f) Wifely duties
    g) Natalie Portman
    h) Teaching a robot to love
    i) Wiping her butt
    j) Surprise sex!
     

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