Best Lie Ever: As part of our commitment to further improve our customers travel experience...

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  1. ahappyelite

    ahappyelite Silver Member

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    We will audaciously sell the same seat twice. Making pax buy fares months in advance, fixing and notoriously colluding with the carteliers, conspiring to arrange capacity and bequeath airports to one another, does not permit us absolute shameless control over American aviation. To further goose prices and thumb our nose at regulators, we will conduct a last minute auction allowing a seat first sold for $200 to be resold for $2.000 as an artificially constructed cartel orchestrated seat shortage sweeps the nation. All to serve the common person better. What chutzpah! Need a passenger revolt! Stay tuned.
    http://www.businessinsider.com/united-to-launch-auction-system-to-buy-back-seats-2017-9
     
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    All these United further improvements. You'd think the hedge fund industry wasn't calling all the shots, but they are and Orwell literally couldn't top this. That's what you think of in the post merger aviation gulag-improvements.
     

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