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    Just in case you weren't watching.... RAVENS!!!!!
     

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    Any Milepointers traveling to Baltimore should learn the local dialect. Here's a basic primer.

    Baldmer - Our city
    Merlin - Our State
    Arn - What you do to wrinkled clothes
    Bulled Egg - An egg cooked in water
    Chest Peak - A large nearby body of water
    Colleyflare - A white vegetable
    Downey Owe Shin - Summertime destination "Down to the ocean" (such as
    Ayshun City)
    Droodle Pork - Druid Hill Park
    Faren Gins - Red trucks that put out fires
    Hi Hon - How we always say "hello"
    Holluntown - Highland Town
    Nap Lis - State of Merlin capital
    Ole Bay - What our crabs taste like
    Oreos - Not a cookie, but our baseball team
    Payment - That strip of cement that you walk on
    PohLeese - Those guys in uniform that git ya when you're speeding
    Share - Hot water that cleans you in the morning
    Flares - Such as tu! lips
    Tarred - What happens when you work too hard
    Warsh - What we do with dirty clothes
    Warter - What we drink (can also be Wooter)
    Winders - Those glass things that we look out of
    Paramore - Power mower
    Brawl - Broil
    Sem elem - Seven Eleven
    Allanic - an ocean
    Arnjuice - from the sunshine tree
    Arouwn in all directions - norf, souf, ees, and wess
    Aspern - what you take for headaches
    Bald - some people like their eggs this way
    Bawler - what the plumber calls your furnace
    Beeno - a famous railroad
    Calf Lick - bleevers are Protestant, Jewish, and ...
    Canny - a state gubmit division, such as Anne Arundel or Prince George's
    Drooslem - city in the Holy Land
    Duddeney - yes, he does, duddeney?
    Err - a time measurement of 60 minutes
    Far place - requires wood
    Fard - area between the eyes and the hairline
    Farmin - the people who fight fars
    Ford - opposite of backward
    Idnit - it is, idnit?
    Ignernt - ignorant
    Klumya - Rouse's new city (Columbia)
    Meer - what you look at in the morning
    Munlaw - married to your fodlaw
    Natty Boh - Beer
    Norf Abnew - North Avenue
    Numb - a conjunctive 1st person pronoun: "Aw've bin workin six errors numb tarred."
    Plooshin - let's get it out of the Cheaspeake
    Sarn - what a pleece car or Farn Gin makes noise with
    Slong - "good-bye"
    Sore - drainage under the street
    Spearmint - experiment
    Warshnin - our nation's capital
    Wooder - what you wrench your hands with
    Yerp - Europe
    Zinc - where you wrench your hands or wash your dishes
    Youz - you all
    Flicktid - A word only Merlin natives have ever heard or used. Possibly deriving from the word "afflicted" taken from standard english. (ex. "Shut up. Yor jist flicktid!)
     
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    Once you've studied that vocabulary you can practice with these exercises:


    Merlin: Ah herd sarns at sod the hass a bat hunnert toms lass not. Itsem Ann Earl Canny farn gins.
    Standard: I heard sirens outside the house about a hundred times last night. It's those Anne Arundel County fire engines.

    Merlin: She raider boskle from Droodle Pork to dantan Ballmer wither oz clazed.
    Standard: She rode her bicycle from Druid Hill Park to downtown Baltimore with her eyes closed.

    Merlin: The Hard Canny Toms sayz the canny cancel pace pained bon ambalances.
    Standard: The Howard County Times says the County Council postponed buying ambulances.

    Merlin: Pitcher bane seat owen. Weer goon danny ayshun.
    Standard: Put your bathing suit on. We're going down to the ocean.

    Merlin: Ah sawn ambalance good dan Rosters Tan Raid a bat a huunert molls an air, nit was porn dan rain.
    Standard: I saw an ambulance going down Reisterstown Road about a hundred miles an hour, and it was pouring down rain.

    Merlin: It spaced a snaid mora. Better pitcher snay tars owen.
    Standard: It's supposed to snow tomorrow. Better put your snow tires on
     
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