9 people you don’t want to end up next to on a plane

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  1. JohnDeere19
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    http://guyism.com/humor/people-you-dont-want-to-end-up-next-to-on-a-plane.html

    It’s the middle of the summer. There’s a whole lot of traveling going on. You’ve either recently been on a plane, are currently on a plane, or will be on a plane in the near future. So, you’re more than familiar with the “seating lottery.” You know, those horrible few minutes when you’re sitting in your assigned seat praying you end up next to a Kate Upton look-alike who smells like a vanilla bean, when in reality, you’ll end up next to one of the following people on this list.
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    Well out of all of those the absolute worst is the sick passenger indeed. Everyone else, regardless of how long the flight, amounts to temporary discomfort. Yeah maybe sitting next to the fat guy or a nervous wreck looking for gremlins on the wing is not fun, but at the end of the day you're with them only for the duration of the flight.

    Germs however are the gift that keeps on giving, and no amount of air filtration is gonna keep you from catching that crap.

    I hate people that fly sick more than anybody else. :)
     
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