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Discussion in 'General Discussion | Travel' started by uggboy, Oct 7, 2013.
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6 Outrageous Fees the Airlines Haven’t Thought of (Yet)
are you trying to give them ideas?
I would pay the shut up fee.
Is there a flirt with the flight attendant fee?
The "Terminal Lounge" fee is a great idea. Can't believe how hard it is to find a seat. MOVE YOUR BAG!
Terminal Lounge sounds ominous
Just push the button. One turns on the light, the other turns on the FA.
That's impossible. Their space starts at the back of my seat, wherever that may be.
Is there a button to turn off the glaring flight attendant?
Yes, but it's not on the overhead console and generally not acceptable for use without an invite.
Lmao at all these posts...
OOOOOH, it's THAT console of buttons!
Is there an 'I don't want to listen to 3 languages/20 minutes of FA banter on UA' fee?
Now, you gave them the hint. Will they listen? It's possible, ain't it?
I'm sure the airlines in their very secret hidden chambers, called "PR departments" working hard to "enhance" our lives through fees.
IMHO, the article shows off only what they already thought about.
Sounds like an very special enhancement. Free in F?
I would love to work for one of these super secret departments, think of the (evil) possibilities! come to think of it, i am bored of management consulting anyway!
question is do you WANT to do this?
is their is any other thought yet..
On AA if she removes her dentures, perhaps...
Yikes! Thanks for flying Ameri ah, sec, teeth fell out can Airlines, local time is 11:38