6 Outrageous Fees the Airlines Haven’t Thought of (Yet)

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  1. uggboy
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    6 Outrageous Fees the Airlines Haven’t Thought of (Yet)

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    are you trying to give them ideas? :)
     
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    :D
     
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    I would pay the shut up fee.
     
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    Is there a flirt with the flight attendant fee?
     
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    The "Terminal Lounge" fee is a great idea. Can't believe how hard it is to find a seat. MOVE YOUR BAG!
     
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    Terminal Lounge sounds ominous :)
     
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    Just push the button. One turns on the light, the other turns on the FA. :)

    That's impossible. Their space starts at the back of my seat, wherever that may be.
     
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    Is there a button to turn off the glaring flight attendant? :)
     
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    Yes, but it's not on the overhead console and generally not acceptable for use without an invite. :)
     
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    Lmao at all these posts...
     
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    OOOOOH, it's THAT console of buttons!
     
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    Is there an 'I don't want to listen to 3 languages/20 minutes of FA banter on UA' fee?
     
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    Now, you gave them the hint. Will they listen? It's possible, ain't it? :):D
     
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    I'm sure the airlines in their very secret hidden chambers, called "PR departments" working hard to "enhance" our lives through fees. :D

    IMHO, the article shows off only what they already thought about. :eek:
     
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    Sounds like an very special enhancement. Free in F? :):D
     
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    I would love to work for one of these super secret departments, think of the (evil) possibilities! come to think of it, i am bored of management consulting anyway! :cool:
     
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    question is do you WANT to do this?
     
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    is their is any other thought yet..
     
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    On AA if she removes her dentures, perhaps...
     
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    Yikes! Thanks for flying Ameri ah, sec, teeth fell out can Airlines, local time is 11:38
     

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