If Your Name is Greg, Read Carefully

If Your Name is Greg, Read Carefully

The Onion, a satirical publication that fabricates news reports, recently published an article titled “American Airlines Now Charging Fees to Non-Passengers.” The article pokes fun at the proliferating fees of airlines and lists a number of new fees that will apply to “all customers not currently flying, scheduled to fly, or even thinking about flying aboard the commercial carrier.” The Onion reports that non-passengers of American Airlines will now be required to pay a fee when traveling by Greyhound, choosing to drive or “simply being a citizen of the United States with a valid Social Security number.” Additional fees include “a $15 fee for every piece of luggage customers have inside their bedroom closet, and a one-time payment of $40 for any American whose name is Greg.” To read the article in its entirety, go to http://www.insideflyer.com/link/?1335

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